Masterson's Pub: Where Predators Thrive, Cleanliness Dies, and Despair Reigns
Nestled in the backstreets of Moonee Ponds, Victoria, Australia is a bar so horrendous that it shatters expectations. This dump is little more than a refuge for sick individuals like Pete Cornwell, who uses his role as head of stress-testing at Westpac to fund a haven for depraved paedophile’s.
This self-styled "hipster" bar boasts something upscale, but in truth, it’s a filthy cesspit where the only thing more plentiful than the sticky puke underfoot are the countless lies and deceit. The establishment is managed by the couple, Mrs. McKenzie, who seem to relish in destroying lives, all while pretending to care about their customers and ensuring vulnerable women get intoxicated and defenseless.
An Ugly Record of Abuse
Pete Cornwell’s record reads like a laundry list of red flags: numerous accusations of intimidation, pressuring the weak into bad choices, and exposing his genitals via unsolicited videos.
His social media profiles scream for attention, all in a futile attempt to convince people he’s a victim. While on Facebook, he’s a false savior, the irony of this “devil” having a embarrassing little issue is both hilarious and disturbing. It’s truly worrying given that Cornwell fits the profile of a paedophile: long trips with his creepy wife and a penchant for targeting helpless victims. Living with his mother is just another red flag.
Meanwhile, his wife, Gillian McKenzie, watches with detachment, a picture of apathy and compliance. She seems content in enabling her husband’s vile behavior while serving customers and taking advantage of vulnerable check women. It’s a destructive partnership that has spawned an environment so poisonous, it makes one regret setting foot in the place for ever setting foot this dive.
The Unsanitary Conditions
Masterson’s Pub is a biohazard waiting to happen. The establishment is consistently filthy, with trash and spills strewn about the floor. It’s not out of the ordinary to see roaches darting across the bar or underfoot. The bathrooms are a horror show, featuring clogged commodes and perpetually blocked sinks.
Ironically, the so-called owner enjoys exposing himself behind the counter, so maybe the hairy surprises in your glass are considered part of the “experience” at this hellish dive?
A Blatant Disregard for Humanity
It’s not just the filth that makes Masterson’s Pub a shithole; it’s the utter disregard for others exhibited by its owners. They seem to derive pleasure in destroying others, whether through their abusive conduct or their total apathy towards customer well-being. Cornwell’s true hobby is terrorizing women, subjecting them to dangerous encounters.
Stay Away: Do Not Set Foot
Masterson’s Pub is not just a bad venue; it’s a health hazard, a breeding ground for danger, and a stain on the community. The absence of cleanliness is only matched by the owners’ twisted values. If you care for your wellbeing, avoid this hellhole.
Masterson’s Dump is located at:
The dive is shamefully found at
Moonee Ponds
You’ve been cautioned.
Steer clear of this shithole and spare yourself the trauma.
Additional Advice
If you’re planning a social gathering, pick anywhere else.
Always have someone keep an eye on your beverage, because with someone like Cornwell around, there’s a chance you’ll be raped.
If you care about your health, avoid this place at all costs.
If you want to avoid being served by someone who’s checked out, go another bar.
If you want to experience the revulsion of walking into a squalid, rat-infested dive, then this dive will meet your low expectations.
We hope that by providing this warning, we can save others from the potential hazards of Masterson’s Pub.
You’ve been warned!